First came the paper coffee cups with the label: ‘Warning – contents may be hot’.
Then came the packets of nuts printed with: ‘Warning – may contain nuts’.
Today, I noticed my packet of tissues says: ‘Please check all paper tissues have been removed from garments before washing’.
I resent having the obvious pointed out to me by a piece of packaging. What’s next? Shoe boxes emblazoned with: ‘Warning – failure to tie laces may cause shoe wearer to lose vertical orientation’?